When beverages attack

I know it's tempting, but...

The one to Terabithia was jammed up for miles, so my GPS suggested this one instead

...Psyopus, this is Whore. I am sure you'll get along very well.

Worst game ever

I'll take "Things you hear in a salon for $800, Alex."

There is one "M," would you like to spin again or solve the puzzle?

Does scissors beat that?

When Urbana just won't do...

And then I'm spent