When beverages attack

I know it's tempting, but...

The one to Terabithia was jammed up for miles, so my GPS suggested this one instead

...Psyopus, this is Whore. I am sure you'll get along very well.

Worst game ever

I'll take "Things you hear in a salon for $800, Alex."

There is one "M," would you like to spin again or solve the puzzle?

Does scissors beat that?

When Urbana just won't do...

And then I'm spent

Well, it smells like teen spirit, but...

Dude, I think the jellyfish used you

That's a lot of sexy

There's something I need to tell you

Pleasure dancing ho

Angels or Ho's?

I'll listen to whoever the hell I want to

Song about car warranty?

Nothing better

Peanut But Marathon

I took a picture of a '10 character' that said:

Title: Peanut But
Name: Marathon

I really liked that one, but sadly I lost it in the process of trying to post it to the site. I will be on the lookout for it again.

Where's captain sav-a-ho?

First they tried to hit the ho,

Then they tried to choke the ho,

Now this...

Is she brown and sloppy?

On sale on Ebay

Maybe the engineer can fix it