Daily plan: 1) Brush teeth 2) Love 3) Profit

I shred for no one

Yoda, I am

Yum!

It's not easy loo-ing on the train

We know you do, Borat

You should get that looked at

Yeah, and i may be Christie Brinkley

Sex after a long hiatus

Bummer

Nothing like a good pee, yes!

She's probably not Lenny Bruce either

Cornholio

Or cum on ho?

I think your Neil Young is mellow enough

Jesus' lesser known cousin who was a plumber

Shut up, Don Imus

I'm Rick James, bitch!

It's ok Serj, you can say fat

finally! famous double-initial names.

a. a. milne, b. b. king, e. e. cummings, and now, c. c. (sic) penist.

Show me ho

Only crowded ho?!

Wouldn't have been surprised

Boys choir

Don't you think I noticed?

Who killed Kenne?

I wish i had Zimmer's Ho

When hell freezes over

Mmm, can i get some?

Ahem, child services

Geek sex

I prefer Colgate

At least he doesn't look Keith Richards

Go Greyhound...

Sister is just jealous

Get in my belly

Elvira

Message from the real penises

Can't wait for the calendar

Only When I'm in Mexico

The band must be Violent Feces

Oh the joys we'll find

With global warming

Jesus died for slayer's sins

I hate when that happens

You tell me

The other day I saw the following song, which strangely is a response to this posts query. Unfortunately, I couldn't get my phone out in time to snap a picture.

Title: There is A
Name: Band of Ho

Ho's in different area codes

Next they'll be charging for air

Mussolini is my absolute fav!

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